(Source: i-dont-care-because-im-young)
27th May 2012
Reblogged From wordsrevolution
Notes: 49651
(Source: andrewbreitel)
There’s no need to worry about me so much, but I wish others could find happiness as easily as I do.
I have been frustrated at some comments on my cbox though (deleted, because they were inappropriate). Some people have no decency- if you’re going to troll or flame do it on your own tumblr, not mine. I get some really sweet notes from my message board, and I don’t want to take it down because of some sad or jealous strangers passing by. Just needed to let that all out, don’t mind me~
you have a direct line to my heart, i give you all i can, i try my hardest, and then somehow, i get put behind a fucking video game! im not gonna tell you to stop playing it, im not gonna vocalize about how i feel about it all the time, but when i say i wish you’d talk to me versus playing the game, the last thing i wanna read is “you know youre not my entire life, right?” Yeah i fucking know im not the only thing in your life, but id like to feel like i am from time to time. fuck im a fucking mess. a fucking clingy ass neurotic, perpetually alone mess. this is the first time in my life that i wish someone would have just lied to me. i drop everything when you text me, hell i do it in tests from time to time. just so you dont feel the anxiety i feel when you dont respond right away. idk i know im insane, this is what scares everyone away, this is why i hate summer, this is why i hate myself. no its nothing you can fix, i need to grow a goddamn pair and learn to live by myself. FUCK!
I…I… I smell like spraytan…
(Source: bananaramaaaa)
soar
by Starlash
(Source: turbulenc-e)
- Stefon: Human fire hydrants.
- Seth: What is a human fire hydrant?
- Stefon: You know it's that thing when high-waisted midgets have the red pants and the big ass.
- Stefon: A party room filled with human bathmats.
- Seth: What is a human bathmat?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and lay face down on the floor.
- Stefon: And a human parking cone!
- Seth: What's a human parking cone?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.
- Stefon: No like human suitcases.
- Seth: What is a human suitcase?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
- Stefon: And bond while flying a human kite.
- Seth: What is a human kite?
- Stefon: It's that thing where you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
- Stefon: Human fire extinguishers.
- Seth: What is a human fire extinguisher?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews alka seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.
- Stefon: A human boombox.
- Seth: What's a human boombox?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you carry a midget over your shoulder while he sings gangsta rap.
- Stefon: Hoombas.
- Seth: Hoombas?
- Stefon: Human roombas.
- Seth: What's a human roomba?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage.
- Stefon: A hearty salute and a human R2D2.
- Seth: I'm sorry, for those of us who don't know, what is a human R2D2?
- Stefon: It's that thing of when a midget on roller skates dials a speaker phone and you put a garbage can over their head.
Seriously my favorite person. <3
